Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #6

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash sits in his chair, since his desk still isn't repaired from yesterday::

::There are no materials laid out for the class, but there is instructions on the board, as usual::

"Art isn't necessarily objects. Today, you will do something artistic in front of me and your fellow students. Don't be shy, knuckleheads!"

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty scowls and pulls out sock puppet that has long brown hair and is wearing a low cut blouse. He puts on a puppet show.

Puppet: "Hi! My name is Liza Fuddy. I'm the biggest brown-noser in the world and I like to make out with a totally gay vampire with really gay hair. The vampire is totally evil and likes to kill small puppies but he wears leather pants and that makes it okay."

[OOC: *iz ded from the performance art*]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::stands up and applauds::

Sock puppets, kid! Sock puppets! ::continues to applaud::

Remind me to buy you a drink sometime. ::laugh::

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa laughs. Everyone thinks sock puppets are funny.

"Well, small puppies are better than random people he's never even met, I suppose.


...and his hair isn't that gay."

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::scratches head::

Wait, who's got gay hair?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa looks slightly disturbed, "Ahhhh... no one?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Right.

::starts scribbling notes on his clipboard, wondering if it's possible for hair to have sexual preferences::

::after the sudden burst of thinking, he then just starts making doodles of Cuddy's boobies::

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Sooooo gay. Gay. Gayer Gayest. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Just having hair that's gay.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

.......................................................................................................................Okay, it is pretty gay.