Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #6

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash sits in his chair, since his desk still isn't repaired from yesterday::

::There are no materials laid out for the class, but there is instructions on the board, as usual::

"Art isn't necessarily objects. Today, you will do something artistic in front of me and your fellow students. Don't be shy, knuckleheads!"

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[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"I am going to perform an imitation."

Lisa stands in front of the class, performing various twitchy movements and giving emo eyes, then proceeds to fake make out with her hand, on which she has written Angela across her knuckles, and say "I love you, No I love you more, No I love YOU more."

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::blinks a few times, severely confused::

Uhhh, good work.

::scratches his head::

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"I'm being Marty... from class. It's funny?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Wait, Marty makes out with his hand? ::hearty laugh::

That's hilarious, baby. Good work.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Coughs*
If you have to explain a joke it's really not funny
*Coughs*

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Oh, like you can blame me. Coach Ash isn't the brightest bulb on the string.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

He didn't need an explanation for the sock puppet routine I just did. *sticks out tongue*

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Like he had any idea what you were actually talking about. He was too distracted by the boobs on the sock to care. *blows raspberry*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Yeah but who's getting a drink from Ash? Who's the winner? Other than that satisfied raspberry over there smoking a cigarette? That would be Marty. Me. The Win-ner. Neener Neener

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Because getting a drink from Ash would be difficult if I wanted one? You want to play, baby boy, we can play. You think that raspberry look satisfied, just imagine my face when I bury you.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Bring it on. Best Brown noser wins. But I need a handicap because I'm lacking the boobage.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty scowls and pulls out sock puppet that has long brown hair and is wearing a low cut blouse. He puts on a puppet show.

Puppet: "Hi! My name is Liza Fuddy. I'm the biggest brown-noser in the world and I like to make out with a totally gay vampire with really gay hair. The vampire is totally evil and likes to kill small puppies but he wears leather pants and that makes it okay."

[OOC: *iz ded from the performance art*]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::stands up and applauds::

Sock puppets, kid! Sock puppets! ::continues to applaud::

Remind me to buy you a drink sometime. ::laugh::

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa laughs. Everyone thinks sock puppets are funny.

"Well, small puppies are better than random people he's never even met, I suppose.


...and his hair isn't that gay."

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::scratches head::

Wait, who's got gay hair?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa looks slightly disturbed, "Ahhhh... no one?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Right.

::starts scribbling notes on his clipboard, wondering if it's possible for hair to have sexual preferences::

::after the sudden burst of thinking, he then just starts making doodles of Cuddy's boobies::

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Sooooo gay. Gay. Gayer Gayest. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Just having hair that's gay.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

.......................................................................................................................Okay, it is pretty gay.