Sex Ed, Monday [4-20] Third Period

[screwyoumarvel]

"Well, this is our last class together," Steve said as he leaned on his desk next to a tray of cupcakes. "This is, in fact, your final exam. You've been a wonderful class this semester, and I hope you've learned something useful. In fact, that's your final. I want you to write an essay on what you've learned in this class. Please, don't be afraid to be honest. Then, you're free to go, or stay and have a cupcake. Or take a cupcake with you. Anything goes. I hope you'll remember to be safe and sane, and that kids are only for teenagers on the weekend after prom." He grinned and said, "Everything away but paper and pens, and your essay-writing time begins...now."

Comments

Re: Turn in Your Essay

[i_vanquish_evil]

Van Helsing writes a brief essay (two pages at the most) about the class that indicates he may actually have more questions now than he did before he took the class. Also, several mentions of never wanting to have anything to do with children in any form ever. Never ever.