Sex Ed, Monday [4-20] Third Period

[screwyoumarvel]

"Well, this is our last class together," Steve said as he leaned on his desk next to a tray of cupcakes. "This is, in fact, your final exam. You've been a wonderful class this semester, and I hope you've learned something useful. In fact, that's your final. I want you to write an essay on what you've learned in this class. Please, don't be afraid to be honest. Then, you're free to go, or stay and have a cupcake. Or take a cupcake with you. Anything goes. I hope you'll remember to be safe and sane, and that kids are only for teenagers on the weekend after prom." He grinned and said, "Everything away but paper and pens, and your essay-writing time begins...now."

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Re: Turn in Your Essay

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

Despite being tired and looking like he'd had a rough weekend, Edmund managed to write an essay that didn't mention the word 'sex' at all. Instead, he alluded to what he knew about the physical aspect without actually mentioning physical parts, that there was much more to it than he'd first expected and how small children should never be a source of information when it came to possible ways for small children to be created.

Yes, he was still glaring at Gene from several universes away.