Sex Ed, Monday [4-20] Third Period

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"Well, this is our last class together," Steve said as he leaned on his desk next to a tray of cupcakes. "This is, in fact, your final exam. You've been a wonderful class this semester, and I hope you've learned something useful. In fact, that's your final. I want you to write an essay on what you've learned in this class. Please, don't be afraid to be honest. Then, you're free to go, or stay and have a cupcake. Or take a cupcake with you. Anything goes. I hope you'll remember to be safe and sane, and that kids are only for teenagers on the weekend after prom." He grinned and said, "Everything away but paper and pens, and your essay-writing time begins...now."

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Re: Turn in Your Essay

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Dinah wrote:

I learned that I won't die of embarrassment talking about sex, even if I want to. I learned a lot about ways to be safe and ways in which people are different. I learned you really weren't kidding about those little kids after Prom. And I learned there are people much better at this, but also much more clueless about this, than I am... so I can always give them a book.

She'd also learned that Leto Atreides was a terrific kisser, but somehow didn't think Mr. Rogers wanted to read about that.