Heroing [period 2, class 13]

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Today, when the students entered the Danger Shop, they were met with a rather uninteresting-looking obstacle course.

Don't worry, guys. Hammer was prepared to make it weird.

"First of all, class!" Hammer boomed. "Anyone who mentions next week is getting detention. Secondly! It is vital that you are in excellent shape, so as to rescue everyone who may need rescuing! So today, to prepare for your final next week, we're going to run this obstacle course!"

He smiled, then produced a box, not opening it yet. "Everyone is expected to run the course, but it's not that easy. Sometimes you will have things, such as your costume, sidekicks, or those you are rescuing, holding you down. So everyone's gonna put on one of these babies."

He smiled at them as he doled out the blue non-blankets. "Don't worry about hurting yourselves! The simulation won't let you. I think."

[I swear next week I'll actually be around for class. Goddamn RL school.]

Comments

Sign in [04/15]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Like you were just given a Snuggie.

Listen to the Lecture [04/15]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

You know the drill.

Run the Course! [04/15]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

He's really not going to care if you kinda walk it, or do what I would -- just walk under all the bars like a lazy ass.

Just do it in your Snuggie. It's his revenge for last week.

Talk to the TA [04/15]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Oh, Adora. Will you ever stop being confused by this class?

(Answer: Probably not.)

Talk to Captain Hammer [04/15]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

About ANYTHING BUT RAINBOW BRITE.

OOC [04/15]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

The Snuggie thing was totally, absolutely trickster_twin's idea. BLAME HER.

I'm in and out all day. You guys are used to this. I'M ALMOST DONE WITH SCHOOL FOR LIKE, TWO WEEKS, GUYS. TWO WHOLE WEEKS.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Tahiri Veila

Re: OOC [04/15]

[weetuskenraider]

Goddamn you! I just busted out into a fit of spontaneous laughter at work.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Hannibal King

Re: Listen to the Lecture [04/15]

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri kind of had a default "you have to be kidding me" expression that she wore for this class. Today, it had the added twist of "no, really, can this week get more insane?"

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Savannah Levine

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

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Savannah tied her Snuggie up and started on the course.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Lion-o

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Ben Skywalker

Re: Listen to the Lecture [04/15]

[momslilassassin]

Ben sighed. Because the week couldn't get weirder. Really.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Dean Winchester

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Adam Park

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

[momslilassassin]

Ben put on the Snuggie and stared at it. "I look like an idiot."

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Summer Roberts

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Romeo Montague

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

[withoutverona]

Romeo was so grateful he'd be out of town next week, but he gamely tried to run the obstacle course.

... in a Snuggie.

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

Lion-o dutifully put on the Snuggie, but it seemed awfully big for someone so small in his current form, at least.

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri put the Snuggie on and looked down at herself. "Yeah, no. I might as well just put on a face mask and goggles and go out into a . . . blue desert. No."

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Tony Foster

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Anemone

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Warren Peace

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Adora

Re: Talk to the TA [04/15]

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

It wasn't likely that this week and the odd blue blanket with arms would keep Adora from staring.

Admittedly, the fabric was soft and warm, but why? Why sleeves on a blanket?

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Robin

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

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Ooh! A cape! Sort of. Robin had a bit of trouble at first figuring out how to put it on, but once he did, he didn't have too much trouble running the course. Till his snuggie got caught on a splinter of wood and jerked him to a stop.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Helen Haras-Uquara

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

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Helen sighed and ran the course in a snuggie.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Jess Mariano

Re: Listen to the Lecture [04/15]

[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

Jess definitely liked Captain Hammer better when he thought he was a little girl.

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

Jess walked through the course, not in any mood to hurt himself when he already looked like an idiot.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Viki

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

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Viki was not entirely certain how this was supposed to be difficult, but she put her Snuggie on, and wandered through the course.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Momoko Akatsutsumi

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Johnny Storm

Re: Listen to the Lecture [04/15]

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Momoko was having a sort of a crisis of faith in heroes and heroing in general. Listening to this lecture was not helping her get over it.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Andros

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

[heromaniac]

Okay, first, it was not heroic at all, second, it was not the best shade of blue. Third, it really really was not cute, and fourth...

"Oh, nevermind." She sighed and tried to figure out how to wear the thing they'd been assigned, then ran the course as best she could. She felt like she was wearing a fuzzy hospital gown.

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Wendy Watson

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Rodney McKay

Re: Sign in [04/15]

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Dor

Re: Run the Course! [04/15]

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Rodney decided that the best course of action, considering the whole Snuggie situation, was to walk carefully around or under the obstacles. He really didn't care if he had one of the slowest times in the class.