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Heroing [period 2, class 13]
Today, when the students entered the Danger Shop, they were met with a rather uninteresting-looking obstacle course.
Don't worry, guys. Hammer was prepared to make it weird.
"First of all, class!" Hammer boomed. "Anyone who mentions next week is getting detention. Secondly! It is vital that you are in excellent shape, so as to rescue everyone who may need rescuing! So today, to prepare for your final next week, we're going to run this obstacle course!"
He smiled, then produced a box, not opening it yet. "Everyone is expected to run the course, but it's not that easy. Sometimes you will have things, such as your costume, sidekicks, or those you are rescuing, holding you down. So everyone's gonna put on one of these babies."
He smiled at them as he doled out the blue non-blankets. "Don't worry about hurting yourselves! The simulation won't let you. I think."
[I swear next week I'll actually be around for class. Goddamn RL school.]
Don't worry, guys. Hammer was prepared to make it weird.
"First of all, class!" Hammer boomed. "Anyone who mentions next week is getting detention. Secondly! It is vital that you are in excellent shape, so as to rescue everyone who may need rescuing! So today, to prepare for your final next week, we're going to run this obstacle course!"
He smiled, then produced a box, not opening it yet. "Everyone is expected to run the course, but it's not that easy. Sometimes you will have things, such as your costume, sidekicks, or those you are rescuing, holding you down. So everyone's gonna put on one of these babies."
He smiled at them as he doled out the blue non-blankets. "Don't worry about hurting yourselves! The simulation won't let you. I think."
[I swear next week I'll actually be around for class. Goddamn RL school.]