Food Appreciation [Class Thirteen, Period #3]

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Marshall had been bitten by a gremlin this morning. If it wasn't obvious from the strongly worded (and completely in capslock) e-mail to his students informing them to get their pansy asses to the Danger Shop for class today or else suffer the brutal consequences, it'll be obvious once they got to class.

Those not scared off by the e-mail would find that the Danger Shop had been turned into a gym of sorts. There were punching bags, a boxing ring and the setup for that Joust game you saw on American Gladiators. They would also see more of Marshall than they ever, ever wanted to see.

"HELLO, PANSIES!" Marshall yelled, his voice sounding deeper and more growly than usual. "IIIIIIIIIT'S WRESTLEMANIA 2009! I AM YOUR HOST MARSHALL "THE MADMAN" ERIKSEN!"

Pshyeah, Marshall wished people called him The Madman.

"TODAY WE'RE GOING TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE REALLY MADE OF," he said, still yelling. Oh, look, he was flexing too. Very impressive. "MY BET IS THAT ALL YOU WUSSIES ARE MADE OF JELLO. DELICIOUS JELLO."

Oh god, now he was craving Jello. Maybe after class.

"EITHER FIGHT A PUNCHING BAG, TAKE IT TO THE RING OR KNOCK EACH OTHER IN THE HEAD WITH PUNGIE STICKS!" Marshall said, gesturing to the area behind him. "WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE, REMEMBER THIS--I CAN KICK YOUR ASS."

Right.

Marshall rung a bell. "WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, BITCH. GET FIGHTING!"

Comments

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[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Ready to kick some ass.

Re: Sign In

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Jen Scotts

Listen to the Lecture

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Men Marshall's size should not wear skin-tight gold pants.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

. . . oh god she was never going to unsee this, ever, ever, ever, and Jen was about thisclose to reconsidering her opinion of Time Force memory wipe technology because OH DEAR GOD.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi gawked at Marshall. It could not be helped.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

The town had gone completely freaking crazy. The zombies were gone but they had left insanity in there wake.

And Ned really wondered if Marshall would ever be able to get out of those pants.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just...wow. What the hell was wrong with Professor Eriksen?

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley was totally into this. He was just sad he didn't have a luchadore mask to wear today.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

No. No, no no. This was supposed to be food appreciation class, not wanting to dig your eyeballs out with a spork class.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

No freaking way. Amber was just going to stare for awhile, thanks.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com]

Viki... saw nothing wrong with his outfit.

Really, she'd seen weirder. On heroes.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com]

Claudia admired the bold fashion choice.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[lovemykilt]

Priestly had absolutely no idea how to react to Marshall's new look. None.

Man, this school was weird.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh wow.

Mac smirked, and subtly slipped out her iPhone to take a few shots.

These could be worth SO MUCH later on.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[likethegun]

These images of Mr. Eriksen were going to be etched into Sam's brain forever, he just knew it.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[stylin-wizard.livejournal.com]

Alex just stared. Because really, what else could she do?

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[absolutesnark]

Summer boggled at first then tried very hard not to laugh.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[thatsamilkshake]

This face. This face right here.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[harrydresden.livejournal.com]

Despite his lack of email, Harry managed to make it to the right place for class. And once he saw the teacher he immediately regretted this decision. Bad enough he was always worried the Danger Shop was going to blow up at him whenever he was in, it but now he was going to have to go blind.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[heromaniac]

Momoko was not happy that Food Appreciation had been turned into basically another PE class. She did appreciate the lack of uniforms, though. Especially considering what Mr Eriksen was wearing.

FIGHT!

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

There was safety pads for everybody. If Marshall was in a saner mood, he'd make you all wear them. Do whatever activity you like, Marshall will think you're a wuss no matter what.

Punching Bags

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

For those of you who are too chicken to fight someone else.

Talk to the TA

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Who isn't undead anymore, yay!

Re: Talk to the TA

[thatsamilkshake]

AND IS IRREPLACEABLE THXUVRYMUCH.

Okay, no. Francine had been through enough trauma this week, and that was before she even saw the skin-tight pants. And she was supposed to fight somebody now? With no food? Nuh-uh.

She plopped down indian-style on the floor and placed a folded piece of paper in front of her on which she had written:

AVAILABLE FOR THUMB WRESTLING. Will let you win for snacks, on a case by case basis.

Talk To Marshall

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. Why would you want to?

Re: Talk To Marshall

[lovemykilt]

Priestly didn't really want to. But the fact was, with his sprained wrist, he really didn't think he could participate in this class, today. And he didn't want to get yelled at for being a pansy in front of everyone.

"Hey, uh, Teach? I don't think I can do the activity today."

OOC

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

People...I don't even know. I've given up trying to explain my crazy. Can you imagine the childhood I must have had to end up like this?

Re: OOC

[slapbetcommish.livejournal.com]

*eyes* I THINK WE ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH OR SOMETHING.