Management Theory [Tuesday, April 7, 4th period]

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Yzma was back and thoroughly uninterested in talking about how she'd gotten stuck as a kitten for two weeks, thank you very much.

The students might notice that only half of them were wearing spiffy lab coats and hats. The other half--horrors!--were clad in hairnets and paper hats.

"Today we will be working in fast food!" Yzma said. "Dealing with peasants is very important blah, blah I don't believe that, no one should...but everyone, even peasants, need food." She made a face. "Apparently. So! Half of you will be customers! Make your order as complicated as possible! Demand pizza even though this is clearly a sandwich shop! Ask for only 17 ice cubes in your drinks! People in hairnets! Serve the peasants as passive-aggressively as possible without them calling for your manager! Excellent!"

Thunder cracked behind her as she laughed.

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Re: Order a sandwich!

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Jaina looked at her for a long moment, then said, "I'm on break."

Re: Order a sandwich!

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"I want to speak with your manager, young lady! Do you know who I am?"

Suddenly, Turtle realized that she wasn't channeling Annoying Customer Number One.

She was channeling her mother.