Management Theory [Tuesday, April 7, 4th period]

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Yzma was back and thoroughly uninterested in talking about how she'd gotten stuck as a kitten for two weeks, thank you very much.

The students might notice that only half of them were wearing spiffy lab coats and hats. The other half--horrors!--were clad in hairnets and paper hats.

"Today we will be working in fast food!" Yzma said. "Dealing with peasants is very important blah, blah I don't believe that, no one should...but everyone, even peasants, need food." She made a face. "Apparently. So! Half of you will be customers! Make your order as complicated as possible! Demand pizza even though this is clearly a sandwich shop! Ask for only 17 ice cubes in your drinks! People in hairnets! Serve the peasants as passive-aggressively as possible without them calling for your manager! Excellent!"

Thunder cracked behind her as she laughed.

Comments

Re: Order a sandwich!

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"But we don't have curry! ... Ma'am."

Re: Order a sandwich!

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She sighed. "Fine. I'll just have a curry then. Less spicy, if you must."

Re: Order a sandwich!

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There was a thunk. That was Jamie hitting the counter with his head.

"Fine. Curry. What did you want to drink?"

Re: Order a sandwich!

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"A half vanilla and half chocolate ice cream. With mocha. No fat."

Helen was trying very hard not to laugh at this point.

Re: Order a sandwich!

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"Right."

Jamie turned around and make a salami sandwich and poured her a glass of lemonade.

"Here you go ma'am. That'll be seventy-five dollars."

Re: Order a sandwich!

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"It's too cold," Helen complained. "I wanted it hot."

Re: Order a sandwich!

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"It is hot," Jamie assured her. "Normally this is served at sub-zero temperatures."

Re: Order a sandwich!

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Helen couldn't keep up the act anymore and just broke into giggles.

Re: Order a sandwich!

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"Thank you!" Jamie said happily shoving the tray toward Helen. "Come again!"