Heroing [period 2, class 12]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Hello!" Hammer boomed as the class made their way in today. "Now, children, while I know you all look up to me, I need you to remember an important thing: everyone is different. No one else can be as strong as I am, or as ruggedly handsome, or as brilliant, and so, it's important that you recognize this."

He paused, posing. They should really be used to this by now.

"And sometimes, my mini-heroes, you're going to need...teamwork. Some heroes even have sidekicks, which are like partners who aren't as cool as you, but sometimes, you get to have sex with them anyway. Your assignment today, kids, is to find a partner and figure out why you would make a good heroing team. You should bring different things -- don't just pick your friends, or the people you pay to pretend to be your friends! That's just silly."

[I'm out doing pre-student teaching all day, so SP from me until eveningish!]

Comments

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

"So I would have to pay you to keep you on my side?" Adora teased.

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"You?" He grinned and shook his head. "No, I'd stick to your side."

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

"Like glue?" She grinned back. "That might get uncomfortable."

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Yes, like glue," he said and laughed. "Though, that'd be a lot of glue we'd have to get."

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

"We could dip you in a vat," she offered. "You'd look adorable with your hair all standing up and sticky."

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"You think so?" Hannibal asked, looking up at his hair. "It does a fair impression of that when I wake up in the morning."