Heroing [period 2, class 12]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Hello!" Hammer boomed as the class made their way in today. "Now, children, while I know you all look up to me, I need you to remember an important thing: everyone is different. No one else can be as strong as I am, or as ruggedly handsome, or as brilliant, and so, it's important that you recognize this."

He paused, posing. They should really be used to this by now.

"And sometimes, my mini-heroes, you're going to need...teamwork. Some heroes even have sidekicks, which are like partners who aren't as cool as you, but sometimes, you get to have sex with them anyway. Your assignment today, kids, is to find a partner and figure out why you would make a good heroing team. You should bring different things -- don't just pick your friends, or the people you pay to pretend to be your friends! That's just silly."

[I'm out doing pre-student teaching all day, so SP from me until eveningish!]

Comments

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen wasn't at all sure that anyone would want to be her partner. Still, she looked around to se if anyone was interested.

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

NOT want to be her partner?

"Hey, Arm Girl!!!"

Sokka sat down next to her. "Need a non-superpowered partner for your... super... things?

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen smiled at him. "That would be nice, Sokka."

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka grinned back. "Awesome! I can handle our team's planning and witty banter, and you can do the... arm. Stuff."

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen smiled again. "Wouldn't work so well the other way around would it?"

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka shrugged. "Well, it might! That was almost a joke!" Then he frowned. "I... can't do the arm, though. That's gonna hafta stay you."

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

"I would totally fail at the witty banter," Helen said seriously.

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka nodded, stroking his chin. "Yes, yes I can see that now. You're probably no good at the enormous ego, either. What kind of superhero ARE you?"

Re: Find a partner and chat! [04/01]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

"Probably a very bad one," Helen admitted.