Management Theory [Tuesday, March 10, 4th period]

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"Accessorizing is crucial for an effective manager!" Yzma proclaimed. "And the most important accessory to have is a weapon that no one else knows you have!"

Cackling, she yanked up her dress to show the knife sheath strapped to her thigh. Behold! Scrawny old lady leg! You lucky, lucky students.

She clapped her hands and a variety of, sadly, rubber weapons clattered into a pile in the corner. She was really hoping someone would be able to hide the enormous bazooka somewhere on their body. "You will have five minutes to accessorize yourselves properly," she proclaimed, waving her hand in the air and causing a portable changing room to appear, "and then you will come out and we shall all guess how many accessories you're wearing! Won't that be fun!"

Depends on your idea of fun, Yzma...

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Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

Toooootally batty.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck almost threw up in his mouth a bit when he was forced to look upon Yzma's scrawny leg.

Oh thank god he was rich. He can afford to have young chicks for the rest of his life.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

Meg had her head down on her desk, trying to will class to be over so she could go back to bed.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

It was, she thought faintly, a bit sad that... so far, this was the class that made the most sense to her.

Weapons concealment? She was a ninja after all.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

[solo_sword]

...Oh ew. If Jaina weren't already straight, Yzma's leg would have turned her off anything resembling girls forever.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...

Yeah, he had nothing. Except experience! Yay summer courses!

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

It was fascinating, really, that old lady leg, in the same way that Jeff's best rants about nipples and erections could be, as Turtle slowly came to the conclusion that Miss Yzma was kind of like her mother mixed with Chad's God-awful ugly cat.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

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Inara was beginning to think that it would be this class, and not a random and permanent head injury, that would be responsible for a later version of herself marrying Malcolm Reynolds.

She also resolved to spend the rest of the day steaming her pores and moisturizing her skin.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #8]

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

Agnes stared. Yep. This woman should definitely not manage ANYTHING, especially not this class.