Sex Ed, Monday [3-2] Third Period

[screwyoumarvel]

"Welcome back," Steve said. "I hope you all enjoyed your break, and that everyone is minus any new regrets and not too horribly sunburnt. Today I'd like to talk about peer pressure. Peer pressure is a terrible thing. You're sitting there, minding your own business, and then your so-called 'friends' tell you 'everyone else is doing it' or 'you'll be a loser if you don't,' and the next thing you know you're wearing a suit that cost more than should ever be spent on clothes and fighting a Nazi made out of bees in the middle of a Las Vegas casino. So it's bad, is what I'm saying. Don't do it. And when people try it on you, whether they're trying to get you to have sex or get a tattoo or buy stupidly expensive clothes or register with the government, tell them to get lost.

"Your assignment for today is to resist peer pressure. You can get into pairs or groups, whatever works well for you, and one of you will resist peer pressure applied by the others, who are trying to convince you to eat a bacon cookie. Have fun."

Comments

Re: During the Lecture

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

"Did he really?" she laughed. "I should suggest that, at our next art club meeting. That everyone begin painting with their hair, or perhaps their elbows."

Re: During the Lecture

[lovemykilt]

"Or their toes."

Re: During the Lecture

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

"Elbows, Toes and Hair: A Beginner's Guide to Painting," Alice said. "That would make an excellent how-to sort of book."

Re: During the Lecture

[lovemykilt]

"With illustrations. Lots and lots of random, crazy illustrations."