Sex Ed, Monday [3-2] Third Period

[screwyoumarvel]

"Welcome back," Steve said. "I hope you all enjoyed your break, and that everyone is minus any new regrets and not too horribly sunburnt. Today I'd like to talk about peer pressure. Peer pressure is a terrible thing. You're sitting there, minding your own business, and then your so-called 'friends' tell you 'everyone else is doing it' or 'you'll be a loser if you don't,' and the next thing you know you're wearing a suit that cost more than should ever be spent on clothes and fighting a Nazi made out of bees in the middle of a Las Vegas casino. So it's bad, is what I'm saying. Don't do it. And when people try it on you, whether they're trying to get you to have sex or get a tattoo or buy stupidly expensive clothes or register with the government, tell them to get lost.

"Your assignment for today is to resist peer pressure. You can get into pairs or groups, whatever works well for you, and one of you will resist peer pressure applied by the others, who are trying to convince you to eat a bacon cookie. Have fun."

Comments

OOC

[screwyoumarvel]

NAZI MADE OUT OF BEES.

Re: OOC

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

NOT MY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Re: OOC

[shiroi_tiger]

SMASH IT. WITH A HAMMER.

Re: OOC

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

FOR ASGARD!

Re: OOC

[screwyoumarvel]

I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE.

Re: OOC

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

You were looking for a hammer?

Re: OOC

[shiroi_tiger]

You're good with fleas, I see. But how are you with Nazi bees in ugly purple cloaks?

Re: OOC

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

...depends. Will I get to keep the cloak afterwards?

Re: OOC

[shiroi_tiger]

Yes.

... Please do.

Re: OOC

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

OMG MARK VALLEY! *CRUSHES*

Re: OOC

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

*CRUSHES WITH YOU* *PULLS OUT KEEN EDDIE DVDS*

Re: OOC

[outofthecage.livejournal.com]

*CRUSHES AS WELL* HE IS KIND OF PERFECT FOR STEVE OMG.

Re: OOC

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

HE TOTALLY IS.

Re: OOC

[screwyoumarvel]

Thank not_ironmaiden. I was like, "OMG I AM PICKY" and she was like, "HERE USE THIS GUY." And then I wibbled about it for like a week, but she won.

Re: OOC

[screwyoumarvel]

That vile temptress not_ironmaiden talked me into him. Mostly I'm stuck on, "Look look look I have a default icon that ISN'T PINK."

Re: OOC

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

*still finds this Vegas trip utterly and completely hilarious*

Also, yay Mark Valley!!

Re: OOC

[screwyoumarvel]

I think he's pretty much the closest I've found in mortal men (who shouldn't actually be cast as Thor) to my idea of Steve. Although I am superpicky, so I'm like, "Wah wah he's still not PERFECT." *smacks self*

Re: OOC

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

I get that, because someone how he should be subtly older-without-looking-any-older, but until the Real Steve Rogers shows up, he's a really acceptable substitute. *g*