http://trustshisbarber.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-02-18 10:40 pm
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Journalism: Thursday, Period 4, Class 7

"Making it quick and easy this week. Horoscopes are crap, presented by charlatans, crazy people, Toby, and people who just have nothing better to do," Jonah said. "Astrologists claim to give predictions for people based on their birthdays. It's broken up into twelve signs: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. It doesn't matter what they are or where they fall because it's all crap."

"So, to make all of our lives easier, just dive right in and tell everyone in the world what their futures are based on when they were born. And throw out some lucky numbers while you're at it. Get to work!"

[OOC: Oh, and if any of the tired, sexless students want to cause a disruption and get a detention, just let me know. :D ]

Re: Discussion [Class 7]

[identity profile] death-of-hope.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
This was like fortune-cookies, only not quite as awesome, so Anemone hummed happily as she went about making stuff up.

Aries: Don't look under the bed.
Taurus: Don't wear red.
Gemini: Actually, you're the evil twin. Sorry.
Cancer: Beware of lemon juice.
Leo: Yes, it is.
Virgo: Sucker.
Libra: They're going to cheat, so don't do it.
Scorpio: I see lots of sunshine in your future. Take sunscreen.
Sagittarius: Keep your head down.
Capricorn: It's not chicken.
Aquarius: The leaky jug gets plugged, that's all I'm saying.
Pisces: You really don't want to to do that, but you're going to go ahead and do it anyway.