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Journalism: Thursday, Period 4, Class 7
"Making it quick and easy this week. Horoscopes are crap, presented by charlatans, crazy people, Toby, and people who just have nothing better to do," Jonah said. "Astrologists claim to give predictions for people based on their birthdays. It's broken up into twelve signs: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. It doesn't matter what they are or where they fall because it's all crap."
"So, to make all of our lives easier, just dive right in and tell everyone in the world what their futures are based on when they were born. And throw out some lucky numbers while you're at it. Get to work!"
[OOC: Oh, and if any of the tired, sexless students want to cause a disruption and get a detention, just let me know. :D ]
"So, to make all of our lives easier, just dive right in and tell everyone in the world what their futures are based on when they were born. And throw out some lucky numbers while you're at it. Get to work!"
[OOC: Oh, and if any of the tired, sexless students want to cause a disruption and get a detention, just let me know. :D ]
Re: Discussion [Class 7]
Aries: A strange man will offer you financial opportunities. Just remember: coins have two sides.
Taurus: The bull defends its territory, but at what cost?
Gemini: Some sunshine would do you good. Time to think about a vacation!
Cancer: He's just not that into you. Sorry.
Leo: Listen to your friends today. They've got the inside angle on that plan you're cooking up.
Virgo: Do something for you. Haven't you earned it? A nice, relaxing bubble bath might be just what you need.
Libra: Do your homework. This time, the teacher will be calling on you.
Scorpio: That girl you've been dreaming about? Ask her out, already. She's been dropping enough hints.
Sagittarius: Tell your mom you love her. She doesn't hear it enough.
Capricorn: Do something nice for your neighbors, or even your whole floor. Pastries are a nice way to show you care.
Aquarius: Speak clearly today. Misunderstandings can lead to hurt feelings with close friends.
Pisces: You will never, ever have sex again because this island hates you along with all the rest of us.