Management Theory [Tuesday, February 17, 4th period]

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"Today," Yzma began, stomping in front of the students, "we learn the important task of taking out the garbage!"

She clapped her hands and enormous, slightly llama-shaped burlap sacks appeared before them. "It is vital when you are in management that certain tasks be completed by you personally because minions will only screw them up and not check to make sure the garbage is completely dead--"

Huge, false smile. "I mean disposed of! Yes! Disposed of!" She pulled a map out of midair. "You are here," she said, pointing to a place that was marked with a convenient X. "You need to get here." Another X. "Pick up your bags and get rid of your garbage! Which is not particularly llama shaped!"

She paused. "You may hum your own theme music if you wish."

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Re: Take out the garbage! [Class #6]

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Liir walked over to Chuck.

"I'll do it."

It was money he could put in the bank. And besides, the bags weren't that bad. At least they didn't smell terribly.

Re: Take out the garbage! [Class #6]

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Chuck pulled out his wallet and took out a hundred dollar bill and handed it over to Liir. "I appreciate it."

Because he so wasn't touching trash.

Re: Take out the garbage! [Class #6]

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Liir'd slept in it. He didn't have any such issues.

The bill disappeared into his things and Liir tipped an invisible hat to Chuck.

"Fair enough."

Then he picked up two bags, his and Chucks and started towards the second X.

He didn't really hum so much as make random, thoughtful noises.