Management Theory [Tuesday, February 17, 4th period]

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"Today," Yzma began, stomping in front of the students, "we learn the important task of taking out the garbage!"

She clapped her hands and enormous, slightly llama-shaped burlap sacks appeared before them. "It is vital when you are in management that certain tasks be completed by you personally because minions will only screw them up and not check to make sure the garbage is completely dead--"

Huge, false smile. "I mean disposed of! Yes! Disposed of!" She pulled a map out of midair. "You are here," she said, pointing to a place that was marked with a convenient X. "You need to get here." Another X. "Pick up your bags and get rid of your garbage! Which is not particularly llama shaped!"

She paused. "You may hum your own theme music if you wish."

Comments

Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

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Or stare at the bags.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

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Chuck didn't even want to begin to think about what was in there. It looked like roadkill.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

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Toby had a sneaking suspicion there were presents in those bags, oh yes!

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

[solo_sword]

Jaina stared at Yzma. Well, there went the cathartic classes, huh?

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

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Dōjima just stared at the bags skeptically, pretty sure that she really did not want to know. At all.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #6]

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Liir thought they looked heavy, but that was about all he thought about that.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

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Inara found her gaze repeatedly returning to the bags. Of course she hadn't seen movement.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

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Agnes raised an eyebrow at Yzma. The woman was starting to go completely bonkers.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

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Meg stared at the bags and wondered if her mother's life would be easier if she could do that to various Republicans.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #6]

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny wondered why they were learning to dispose of South American livestock, despite the teacher's protestations otherwise.