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Childhood Games, Class #7, Thursday period 1

There was a Lily here today when the kids got to the classroom. Yes, classroom, no Danger Shop today. And this Lily was a tense little thing. Because while she may have looked like a cute innocent everyday teacher girl, she was in actuality kind of a sex fiend and this week was going to kill her.

"Today we're learning about language. Kids grow up, they start hearing you talk, they start imitating what you say which is why you shouldn't curse in front of them unless you want them to grow up to be sailors, and it's harder to learn languages when you get older which is why it's easier to grow your kids bilingual. There. You're done learning. For the rest of the class, talk to your friends."

And as she sat back at her desk, she added, "And shut up!"

Figure that one out.
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Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.

[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yep," K-Mart said with a nod. "No clue who I'm rooming with, but hey. Figured it'd be a good way to meet more people."

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[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"My thoughts too," Angela said with a little grin. "Plus, who doesn't love a week in the sunshiney Caribbean?"

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[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"I haven't been on a vacation since I was, like, eight years old."

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[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wow." Angela, daughter of a rockstar and all, was pretty used to travelling all over the place, and the idea someone hadn't, was a little unusual to her. "So this will be extra exciting for you, I guess."

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[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Even more exciting than life in this place usually is," K-Mart agreed. "All part and parcel of, y'know, coming from a post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare."

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[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That would take a moment to sink in.

Just a moment.

"You what?"

Or longer. Maybe.

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[identity profile] likethestore.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
K-Mart really needed to start keeping track of who she'd told and who she hadn't.

"Yeah, I'm from... well, it's 2008 now in my world. Universe. Whatever. World went to hell when I was nine."
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