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fandomhigh2009-02-16 08:46 pm
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Childhood Games, Class #7, Thursday period 1
There was a Lily here today when the kids got to the classroom. Yes, classroom, no Danger Shop today. And this Lily was a tense little thing. Because while she may have looked like a cute innocent everyday teacher girl, she was in actuality kind of a sex fiend and this week was going to kill her.
"Today we're learning about language. Kids grow up, they start hearing you talk, they start imitating what you say which is why you shouldn't curse in front of them unless you want them to grow up to be sailors, and it's harder to learn languages when you get older which is why it's easier to grow your kids bilingual. There. You're done learning. For the rest of the class, talk to your friends."
And as she sat back at her desk, she added, "And shut up!"
Figure that one out.
"Today we're learning about language. Kids grow up, they start hearing you talk, they start imitating what you say which is why you shouldn't curse in front of them unless you want them to grow up to be sailors, and it's harder to learn languages when you get older which is why it's easier to grow your kids bilingual. There. You're done learning. For the rest of the class, talk to your friends."
And as she sat back at her desk, she added, "And shut up!"
Figure that one out.

Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.
She slid one across to Jess with 'Taking option number two?' written on it.
Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.
I don't want to piss her off. She could get scary.
Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.
Like that?
Hey, around here, that was entirely possible.
Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.
It was entirely possible. It was always the cute, quiet looking ones who were really the craziest.
Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.
Think this counts as talking while shutting up?
Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.
Totally. Whatever keeps us out of trouble, you know?
Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.
After a second, a speech bubble got drawn in for the 'grr, argh' and she even added a wee Jess and a wee her sitting and watching the destruction.
What more could you ask for?