Childhood Games, Class #7, Thursday period 1

[slapbetcommish.livejournal.com]

There was a Lily here today when the kids got to the classroom. Yes, classroom, no Danger Shop today. And this Lily was a tense little thing. Because while she may have looked like a cute innocent everyday teacher girl, she was in actuality kind of a sex fiend and this week was going to kill her.

"Today we're learning about language. Kids grow up, they start hearing you talk, they start imitating what you say which is why you shouldn't curse in front of them unless you want them to grow up to be sailors, and it's harder to learn languages when you get older which is why it's easier to grow your kids bilingual. There. You're done learning. For the rest of the class, talk to your friends."

And as she sat back at her desk, she added, "And shut up!"

Figure that one out.

Comments

Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

"Doesn't her husband teach here?" Claire totally gossiped. "Maybe they're, like, fighting."

Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.

[mauledbyabear.livejournal.com]

"Right after Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Damn, that would suck. Maybe he forgot about it."

Emmett didn't know Marshall, like, at all so he didn't know how completely wrong he was.

Re: TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. OR SHUT UP.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

"Oh, dude, I bet that's it and she's like making him sleep on the couch."

No, she didn't know Marshall either. So?