Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #6]

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Captain Hammer was not his usual swaggering self today. No, today, he almost seemed like he was in shock.

"You will, undoubtedly, have to deal with villains as a hero. And villainesses. And shapeshifters, or...something." He made a face, giving a full-body shiver. "Today, we're going to begin our unit on villains with some...discussion."

See, he had learned teacher words.

"I want you all to tell me what makes a villain in your mind, and what the ideal way of defeating them might be," he said. "And if anyone can bring me some kinda...super-industrial soap, extra credit for you."

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Sign in [11/02/09]

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Like you just woke up with Yzma.

Listen to the lecture [11/02/09]

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Such as it may be.

Discussion! [11/02/09]

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...

Discussion: What makes a villain? [11/02/09]

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Hammer, personally, feels that it is someone who is smokin' hot at night and then when you wake up she's THE CRYPTKEEPER.

Or something.

Discussion: How do you defeat a villain? [11/02/09]

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Hammer likes the "tossing her out of bed and showering for three days" approach.

Or, you know, punching them in the face, usually, but DETAILS.

Talk to Captain Hammer [11/02/09]

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If you must.

Talk to the TA [11/02/09]

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She is generally very helpful!

OOC [11/02/09]

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And much love to saveonpostage for the trauma omg.

Re: Sign in [11/02/09]

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Hannibal King

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/02/09]

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The lecture was short but Hannibal found himself wondering why Captain Hammer needed soap.

Re: Discussion: What makes a villain? [11/02/09]

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"A villain's someone who intentional wants to hurt or damage people or property for their own gain," he decided.

Re: Discussion: How do you defeat a villain? [11/02/09]

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"Drop an anvil on the villain." It wasn't the brightest answer but...look who the teacher was.

Re: Sign in [11/02/09]

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Arthur Pendragon

Re: OOC [11/02/09]

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YAY TRAUMA!

Re: Sign in [11/02/09]

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Adora

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/02/09]

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Adora considered all the villains she knew and found herself wondering if there were any such people on the island.

Re: Talk to the TA [11/02/09]

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Adora prided herself on being helpful and providing very good lectures about doing the right thing. And so she was in her seat and smiling should anyone need her.

Re: Sign in [11/02/09]

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Helen Haras-Uquara

Re: Discussion: How do you defeat a villain? [11/02/09]

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Helen turned her arm into the shining blade of light. "Kill them."

And yes, she was thinking of Them.

Re: Sign in [11/02/09]

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Viki

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/02/09]

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The villains were far less interesting than the soap comment and she wondered at it, tilting her head at him.

Re: Discussion: What makes a villain? [11/02/09]

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Helen shrugged. "What Hannibal said."

Re: Discussion: How do you defeat a villain? [11/02/09]

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"Kill them, of course," Viki said, unruffled. "Though it rather depends on what sort of villain you're talking about."

Re: Discussion: What makes a villain? [11/02/09]

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"Mass murderers," she said cheerfully. "Those rulers who stifle the basic freedoms of their subjects."

Re: OOC [11/02/09]

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HEE, TRAUMA!