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fandomhigh2009-02-02 11:38 pm
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Management Theory [Tuesday, February 3, 4th period]
Yzma, as always, was ready to pace before the class as soon as they all arrived properly attired.
"One of the most important ways to prove your management potential," she overenunciated, "is by planning and correctly pulling off a party!"
She threw her hands into the air. On cue, confetti fell from the sky. She nodded her head. "Today, you will pair up and plan proper party!" She held out a hand. A party hat materialized out of nowhere. "In this hat, there are many suitable party themes. You must come up with the food you will serve, the attire your guests must wear, and most importantly, how to stop losers from attending!" She gazed around at the students. "You have fifteen minutes!"
Nice and reasonable of her.
"The rest of the time you will be working the rope line," which magically appeared in the corner when she pointed to it, full of people who all looked suspiciously like an emperor she used to work for, "explaining to the losers why they aren't on the list."
During a day when many students were compelled to tell the truth. This should be good.
"One of the most important ways to prove your management potential," she overenunciated, "is by planning and correctly pulling off a party!"
She threw her hands into the air. On cue, confetti fell from the sky. She nodded her head. "Today, you will pair up and plan proper party!" She held out a hand. A party hat materialized out of nowhere. "In this hat, there are many suitable party themes. You must come up with the food you will serve, the attire your guests must wear, and most importantly, how to stop losers from attending!" She gazed around at the students. "You have fifteen minutes!"
Nice and reasonable of her.
"The rest of the time you will be working the rope line," which magically appeared in the corner when she pointed to it, full of people who all looked suspiciously like an emperor she used to work for, "explaining to the losers why they aren't on the list."
During a day when many students were compelled to tell the truth. This should be good.
Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #4]
"Okay, look. I'm Jenny, we met once, fine if you don't remember my name. I think you're very attractive, and also you're famous royalty, and I know I'm hot. So. Do you want to have sex with me?"
Sadly, even without the forced honesty she would've said the exact same thing.
Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #4]
More staring. Today was mad.
"One, that's terribly rude, not to mention ill-timed," he started, and for the love of God, he was just going to stuff a sock in his own mouth before he started rambling. "Two, I am currently far more concerned with finding out who's behind this so I can make them stop, and three, should you ask me again behind closed doors some other day, my answer may be far more agreeable. Should the risk of pregnancy be small at the time."
He stopped. And looked vaguely nauseous. Some ingrained chivalry had just bubbled up to the surface like a bad case of acid reflux.
Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #4]
Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #4]
Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #4]
Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #4]
As far as honesty went, that one at least sounded chivalrous.