Management Theory [Tuesday, February 3, 4th period]

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Yzma, as always, was ready to pace before the class as soon as they all arrived properly attired.

"One of the most important ways to prove your management potential," she overenunciated, "is by planning and correctly pulling off a party!"

She threw her hands into the air. On cue, confetti fell from the sky. She nodded her head. "Today, you will pair up and plan proper party!" She held out a hand. A party hat materialized out of nowhere. "In this hat, there are many suitable party themes. You must come up with the food you will serve, the attire your guests must wear, and most importantly, how to stop losers from attending!" She gazed around at the students. "You have fifteen minutes!"

Nice and reasonable of her.

"The rest of the time you will be working the rope line," which magically appeared in the corner when she pointed to it, full of people who all looked suspiciously like an emperor she used to work for, "explaining to the losers why they aren't on the list."

During a day when many students were compelled to tell the truth. This should be good.

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Re: Work the Rope Line!

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Eric even had a great role model for the kind of attitude this required. "I'm sorry," he began, "did you actually consider for one moment that you might actually manage to make it in here? Any of you? And to think that for just one moment I even considered that you might have the collective braincells of a sorority girl track team." He smirked and shrugged, and turned away, stopping after a moment to turn back to the huddled masses. "You," he said, "are too short. You're too ugly. Have you even heard of a dress code? Too fat, too thin. You, it's called sunlight. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. Hmm, good general features and skin tone." Pause. "Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so large it forms its own website."

There, that was better.

[With all apologies to the writers of Bring It On.]