Sex Ed, Monday [1-26] Third Period

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Today a large poster was displayed at the front of the classroom. "I would just like to start by saying I had nothing to do with the creation of this poster," Steve said, looking faintly embarrassed about it. "But it has an important message. You can't always tell by looking at someone whether they have a venereal disease or not. They may not even know it. That's why protection is so important, and why abstinence is the only really effective way of preventing the spread of disease. Today we're going to have a little exercise to demonstrate this.

"You have the rest of the class period free to mingle and eat these cookies I brought. There is only one requirement: you must shake hands with anyone you talk to. And there is a catch. One of you is--hypothetically, of course--carrying a disease, which is transferred by the shaking of hands. I will tell you who at the end of the period. But don't worry about that for now. Chat. Enjoy the cookies."

((Edit: Disease vector revealed!))

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Eric had been to far too many events where he'd had to eat food that was 'in fashion' -- which meant ridiculously small portions of horrifyingly disgusting food which invariably left him craving a triple bacon cheeseburger and fries.

The bacon cookies were nothing. And, upon trying them, actually kind of decent. He munched on one as he went around, looking for someone with whom he could shake hands.