Ash's Art Appreciation Studio Work #4

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash sits at his desk, eating an apple fritter. He also appears to be reading a large copy of "The Pilgrim's Progress"... upside down. If anyone gets close, he will instantly shut the book so no one will see his porn::

::The classroom has been laid out with easels, paints, and brushes. There is also a soup can on the pedestal in the center of the room. As usual, the instructions are written on the board::

"Today, You will paint the soup can. Make it art, you whimpering wet-willied wusses!"

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[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*signs in*

*promptly paints four soup cans playing sabbac around a melting table*

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Umm... Coach, is this okay?" Lisa asks with a smirk.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::goes over, looks, and drops his jaw and his book at the same time::

::a single tear falls from his eye::

That... that's beautiful. ::sniff::

[ooc: omg you win teh internet again. ::dead::]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Thanks, Coach. I'm not very talented, but I try. I just want to do well in this class. Oh, and *stage whisper* you might want to pick up the pictures that fell out of your book." *wink*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::looks down::

::scrambles to shove his copy of Girls 'n Guns back into the book::

You saw nothing. ::taps the side of his nose with his finger::

And you're doing just great in this class, baby. "A"s all the way, so far. ::grins, and sits back at his desk::

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*grumbles, liking the "appreciation" part of this class more than the studio work*

*paints something vaguely resembling a soup can, if you squint*

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*whispers*
Soup cans on Varstag 3 look just like that. Except they're bluer. And you sure don't want to eat what's in them.

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*innocent look* *whispers back* What in them?

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa painted. There may be something vaguely cylindrical in that spatter of red.

But probably not. It's definitely wearing an eyepatch, though.

He's really not any good at this part of the course work.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Damn it! That was my idea too!! *Curses lack of photoshop skillz*]

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Slime. Blue slime. Nasty stuff. We ran out of nutrimix for the synth and had to eat it for three days until we could get back to civilization.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty paints a can of Tomato soup that has apparently crushed a zombie's head into a juicy pulp.

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*makes a face*

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*is sorely tempted to "accidentally" paint his face so can wipe it away*

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

*goes over to a corner and whispers to Ghost*getmeasoupcan.


*there is a small blue flash, hidden by Deirdre with her back to the class. She procedes to paint a passable landscape on the can.*

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*finishes his soup can, but doesn't think it will qualify as "art"* *shrugs*

[neptune-wallace.livejournal.com]

Wallace draws a picture of a soup can, with a picture of another soup can on the label. After careful consideration, he draws another soup can with a half-naked woman on the label and turns them both in.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*Vala paints something vaguely soup-cannish and turns it in*