Ash's Art Appreciation Studio Work #4

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::Ash sits at his desk, eating an apple fritter. He also appears to be reading a large copy of "The Pilgrim's Progress"... upside down. If anyone gets close, he will instantly shut the book so no one will see his porn::

::The classroom has been laid out with easels, paints, and brushes. There is also a soup can on the pedestal in the center of the room. As usual, the instructions are written on the board::

"Today, You will paint the soup can. Make it art, you whimpering wet-willied wusses!"

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Barbossa painted. There may be something vaguely cylindrical in that spatter of red.

But probably not. It's definitely wearing an eyepatch, though.

He's really not any good at this part of the course work.