Ash's Art Appreciation Studio Work #4

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::Ash sits at his desk, eating an apple fritter. He also appears to be reading a large copy of "The Pilgrim's Progress"... upside down. If anyone gets close, he will instantly shut the book so no one will see his porn::

::The classroom has been laid out with easels, paints, and brushes. There is also a soup can on the pedestal in the center of the room. As usual, the instructions are written on the board::

"Today, You will paint the soup can. Make it art, you whimpering wet-willied wusses!"

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::looks down::

::scrambles to shove his copy of Girls 'n Guns back into the book::

You saw nothing. ::taps the side of his nose with his finger::

And you're doing just great in this class, baby. "A"s all the way, so far. ::grins, and sits back at his desk::