School Assembly, Friday After The Club Fair

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Gooooood morning kids! Welcome to our very special episode about the perils of drug use," Deadpool said, far too chipper about this whole thing. Oh, he was positively bouncing on the stage of the auditorium here.

"Now, be polite to your teachers, they've worked very hard to teach you these important lessons, mmkay?"

[[Wait for the OCD or get cut. Cut with words OCD is done!]]

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Re: Watch the Presentations -- Miss Bennet and Captain Algren

[shiroi_tiger]

"Cocaine," Algren said, taking over again, "was used in everything from cough medicines to soft drinks. What you know as Coca-Cola today used to be popular because of its cocaine content, for example. On the other hand, if you were a problem alcoholic looking to kick the habit, doctors would often prescribe morphine or heroin. It was all-"

....

"Drafty."

No. Really. There was a sudden draft. Which possibly had something to do with the fact that Algren was now standing in front of the crowd in his surprisingly modern underwear. He was pretty sure he'd had recurring nightmares like this, back when he was doing stage shows for the Winchester company.

Re: Watch the Presentations -- Miss Bennet and Captain Algren

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

... Miss. Bennet. Was. ... Miss Bennet had squeezed her eyes shut and was going to not open them if her life depended up on it. Not even in the interest of running towards the nearest exit. "Therefore," she said, screwing up every available bit of her courage, and speaking very very quickly, "therefore, drugs are quite terrible and you should not use them, unless they are prescribed by a medical practitioner, and in that case, do please use your best discretion and try not to develop any crippling addictions. Thus ends the presentation. Have we any questions?"

Miss Bennet hoped, with all of her might, that there were none.

(THE END! Questions and reactions go here!)

Re: Watch the Presentations -- Miss Bennet and Captain Algren

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah was giggling into her knees, eyes squeezed shut, ten seconds after Mr. Algren's clothes disappeared. (Older guy, but... pretty hot, really.) No, she's not looking up again. Yes, she feels very sorry for Miss Bennet. Anything else, she'll have to get back to you.

Re: Watch the Presentations -- Miss Bennet and Captain Algren

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine had been listening happily to the lecture, which, translated to Francine-speak came out blah blah blah, blah blah blah in a British accent, blah blah blah drugs are bad mmkay HOT NEW TEACHER blah blah blah until the. Well. THAT.

Which left her staring at HOT NEW TEACHER, and while she did have a question, it was only Do you like younger women?