http://saveonpostage.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] saveonpostage.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-01-12 11:09 pm
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Management Theory [Tuesday, January 13, 4th period]

When the students arrived (past the levers, down the roller coaster, into the lab coats, et cetera), they would find Yzma resplendent on a giant throne. Toby was next to her, shirtless and shining and way too excited about their uniforms still.

"First impressions are very important in management," she told them as she gazed way, way, way down upon them. "Today, you will work on the way you walk into a room." She clapped her hands and a doorway appeared out of thin air next to the students. She clapped again and a rack of swooshy capes in various colors appeared next to it.

"Take the cape and walk through the door!" she announced grandly. "If you do it correctly, you will be rewarded with a crack of thunder! If you do it with less than absolute authority, you will hear a different noise. And then I will turn you into a cow."

She probably wouldn't do that second bit.

She pointed at a student at random. "You there!" Like she was going to learn their names. That's why they were in uniforms. "Begin!"

Re: Complete the Assignment! [Class #2]

[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
She wasn't going to be able to do it. She knew that. She wasn't going to be able to walk through the door like she owned the place, and even if she could, she'd probably trip over her feet or something. Especially since the cape provided lots of convenient EXTRA fabric to trip on. So, she decided to improvise.

First, she threw her voice. If this was going to be about effect, then so be it. A deep, gravelly growl announced "ALL HAIL MISTRESS AGNES!" from the back corners of the room.

Agnes appeared in the doorway. Really, she'd strode forward while her voice was echoing around, but for those who were easily distracted, it would hopefully look like she just sort of appeared there. The cape didn't swoosh, it hung. The high collar cast deep shadows across her face. She glared fixedly at the throne, daring Yzma to try the livestock thing.

She took a step forward.

Re: Complete the Assignment! [Class #2]

[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can just do that," Agnes's voice answered from behind Yzma's shoulder. Yes, Agnes was still all the way down there.

Re: Complete the Assignment! [Class #2]

[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Very handy," Agnes agreed, with a bit of a bow.