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fandomhigh2009-01-12 11:09 pm
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Management Theory [Tuesday, January 13, 4th period]
When the students arrived (past the levers, down the roller coaster, into the lab coats, et cetera), they would find Yzma resplendent on a giant throne. Toby was next to her, shirtless and shining and way too excited about their uniforms still.
"First impressions are very important in management," she told them as she gazed way, way, way down upon them. "Today, you will work on the way you walk into a room." She clapped her hands and a doorway appeared out of thin air next to the students. She clapped again and a rack of swooshy capes in various colors appeared next to it.
"Take the cape and walk through the door!" she announced grandly. "If you do it correctly, you will be rewarded with a crack of thunder! If you do it with less than absolute authority, you will hear a different noise. And then I will turn you into a cow."
She probably wouldn't do that second bit.
She pointed at a student at random. "You there!" Like she was going to learn their names. That's why they were in uniforms. "Begin!"
"First impressions are very important in management," she told them as she gazed way, way, way down upon them. "Today, you will work on the way you walk into a room." She clapped her hands and a doorway appeared out of thin air next to the students. She clapped again and a rack of swooshy capes in various colors appeared next to it.
"Take the cape and walk through the door!" she announced grandly. "If you do it correctly, you will be rewarded with a crack of thunder! If you do it with less than absolute authority, you will hear a different noise. And then I will turn you into a cow."
She probably wouldn't do that second bit.
She pointed at a student at random. "You there!" Like she was going to learn their names. That's why they were in uniforms. "Begin!"

Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Or pull the wrong lever, end up dripping wet and having to fight an aquatic animal of your choice. And THEN down the roller coaster and into the Secret Lab!
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
By which we mean: Rikku picked the lever that dropped her into the roller coaster and the Secret Lab.
She was really looking forward to fighting off another aquatic animal.
Rats.
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
And emerged a short while later dripping water and muttering "Can't unsee. Can't unsee." to herself.
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
The roller coaster was still fun, but the hat and goggles had to go.
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Romeo had to fight a walrus before he could emerge, dripping wet but victorious, and get to class.
Romeo was in a MOOD.
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Unfortunately he pulled the right one, and found himself suffering indignity without the compensation of a good fight against some sort of aquatic beast.
One day, someone would hurt for it.
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Oh, that was not what she signed up for in a class.
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
The outfit, she felt, was moronic. But thankfully she ended up in the secret lab.
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
The lever creaked ominously, protesting at her weight, as she dangled over the open pit below. It was a horribly undignified position, and she hoped no one came along and saw her like that.
Once she was satisfied that she was hanging over the roller coaster, and not the crocodile pit, she nodded to herself and let go.
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]
Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #2]