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Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #1]
When students entered the classroom, they would notice that it was set up like an absolutely average classroom, with the exception that there was a table at the front bearing some... rather childlike art materials. Crayons, construction paper, safety scissors - yes, the tiny ones. Captain Hammer might have skewed his class a little young. And, inexplicably, there were safety pins.
And there was also a large man with a yellow hammer logo on his chest standing at the front, his hands on his hips.
One might even think he was posing.
"Hello!" he bellowed as soon as everyone was in and had taken their seats. "And welcome... to Heroing! I'm Captain Hammer. For... some reason I haven't really figured out, you may not have heard of me before today. Well," he laughed indulgently, "there's no one more qualified to teach this class than me. Not a person. I've kept Los Angeles safer than it's been in years. Years!"
There was that pesky Dr. Horrible, of course. And Bad Horse. If only he could put the Thoroughbred of Sin in a bridle. Someday!
"Anyway!" he said, after clearly drifting off into a mental tangent, "this class will teach you how to aspire to become as awesome and heroic as me. Now, don't worry if you aren't. I didn't mean to set such an impossible standard."
"For today, though," he continued, picking up a pair of safety scissors with one huge, gloved hand and examining them, "I want to hear who you are!" Not that he'd remember their names. "Your hero name. You can tell me your 'secret identity,'" and yes, he did air-quotes, "if you want. But make up a hero name if you don't have one, tell me what you're hoping to learn. I mean, aside from everything about the field. And then, we're going to do a little art project! Make a little recognizable symbol that you can pin to the front of your shirt. Like mine." He tapped the hammer on his chest.
He pointed at a random student. "You! Start."
And there was also a large man with a yellow hammer logo on his chest standing at the front, his hands on his hips.
One might even think he was posing.
"Hello!" he bellowed as soon as everyone was in and had taken their seats. "And welcome... to Heroing! I'm Captain Hammer. For... some reason I haven't really figured out, you may not have heard of me before today. Well," he laughed indulgently, "there's no one more qualified to teach this class than me. Not a person. I've kept Los Angeles safer than it's been in years. Years!"
There was that pesky Dr. Horrible, of course. And Bad Horse. If only he could put the Thoroughbred of Sin in a bridle. Someday!
"Anyway!" he said, after clearly drifting off into a mental tangent, "this class will teach you how to aspire to become as awesome and heroic as me. Now, don't worry if you aren't. I didn't mean to set such an impossible standard."
"For today, though," he continued, picking up a pair of safety scissors with one huge, gloved hand and examining them, "I want to hear who you are!" Not that he'd remember their names. "Your hero name. You can tell me your 'secret identity,'" and yes, he did air-quotes, "if you want. But make up a hero name if you don't have one, tell me what you're hoping to learn. I mean, aside from everything about the field. And then, we're going to do a little art project! Make a little recognizable symbol that you can pin to the front of your shirt. Like mine." He tapped the hammer on his chest.
He pointed at a random student. "You! Start."
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
It was always so difficult to tell if that was a good thing or not, with Warren.
"Good to know that one of us can get in touch with her," he grunted, and then settled back into his seat again. "Did she tell you that you have funny hair, too?"
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
"You do, of course, realize that you're talking about getting it on with my mother, right?"
Just in-case Spit-o-Rang here didn't understand the implications of the 'your mom' jokes, and all.
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
A pause.
"The ones that don't make you want to gouge out your eyes when you see them in bikinis," he added. Just to make his point clear.
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
"A great girl. Shares her chocolate, tells me all the time that it's okay to open up to people. Hugs good."
And then he finished it off by narrowing his eyes a little. Because if anyone said anything unpleasant about that great girl who hugged good, he was going to burn their hair off.
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
"I think she is one," he agreed.
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
....
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"I'll keep that in mind," Warren grunted, pretty certain he was just fine without. "Just so long as you don't tell me about your late-night romps with little old ladies in the future."
Not that his mother was a little old lady. Not by a long shot. But it was more fun to be mildly traumatizing whenever possible.
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
Re: Introduce yourself! [07/01/09]
"Good."