Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

If anyone had hoped for good weather for the picnic, their wish had been granted as the day turned out to be sunny and warm. Everything had been cleaned up, spiffed up and bedazzled dazzled made as perfect as possible for the new arrivals. They deserved at least a few moments of pleasantness before the weirdness started to sink in.

May whatever deity they believed in help them now.

As usual, there were long tables set up with food and drinks, a table of nametags, and two signs: one listing the Big Sibling/Little Sibling pairings, and one listing rooms and roommates for the new students. With everything in place, the picnic was ready to begin.

[OCD is up!! This is part one of the picnic, specifically for meeting siblings, roommates, and teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening here and here, in an effort to keep browsers from breaking for as long as possible.]

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Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[bigdamnprincipal]

"Little lady?" Zoe stared at him. "Did you fall on your head?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Not recently," he said completely honestly.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[bigdamnprincipal]

"You might want to get yourself checked out, just in case," Zoe replied. "What are you doing here?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Teaching!" he said proudly. "Imparting my wisdom to the young minds of this tiny, tiny island."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[bigdamnprincipal]

"And what wisdom will you be imparting? How to make people want to shoot at you?" Zoe asked. "Or how to wear pants that ain't the right size?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"These pants fit," he said indignantly. Then he changed his tone. "Though, if you'd want to inspect them, I wouldn't mind. I think maybe they'd look pretty good on the floor. By a bed."

Pause.

"While we're having sex."

There, that would be clear.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[bigdamnprincipal]

It wasn't often that Zoe was stunned into silence, but there she was.

"I don't know if I should hit you, or let John do it. Or both."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. "Is John your boyfriend? Because he can join us," he said magnanimously.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[bigdamnprincipal]

"He's my husband," Zoe said. She was about to remind him that he was at her wedding when something clicked. "You're not Mal, are you?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"I'm clean," Captain Hammer assured her, possibly misunderstanding.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[bigdamnprincipal]

"I meant I thought you were someone else," Zoe said. "Captain Malcolm Reynolds. He's a friend of mine. One who doesn't want to have sex with me." Despite any rumors to the contrary.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Blind friend?" Captain Hammer guessed.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[bigdamnprincipal]

"A friend who knows I'll hurt him if he tries anything," Zoe said. "You said you're teaching here?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Heroing," he said, nodding proudly. "Who better to do so?"