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fandomhigh2008-12-18 11:02 pm
tyler_gone) wrote in fandomhigh2008-12-18 11:02 pm
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Chemistry, Period 1, 12/19
"Hi," Tyler greeted the class as they gathered. The classroom was utterly nondescript today, with all the lab equipment packed away, though there was a pony lying on a cushion in a front corner of the room loudly chomping an apple and occasionally glaring at students who were rude enough to stare at him.
"You have been a fantastic class. I, however, am going to be the cruel teacher who makes you actually take a real final on the last day before break. Test papers are on your desks: You have all period to answer any five of the ten questions. If you need help that is not 'what's the answer to number seven', I will be around."
"Thanks again, guys."
Tyler went to lean against his desk and watch the students take the test.
"You have been a fantastic class. I, however, am going to be the cruel teacher who makes you actually take a real final on the last day before break. Test papers are on your desks: You have all period to answer any five of the ten questions. If you need help that is not 'what's the answer to number seven', I will be around."
"Thanks again, guys."
Tyler went to lean against his desk and watch the students take the test.
Re: Final Exam [12/19]
3. Adding soap flakes, motor oil, or sugar. Makes it stickier.
5. Peanut brittle. Best freakin' science experiment ever. Except for the ones that blow things up.
7. Dry water? Missed that class.
8. Dissolve the PVA stuff over a Bunsen Burner and then let it cool and add Borax. Green food coloring makes it look like snot!