Lifestyle Seminar, here today.

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

Slartibartfast comes into his classroom/kitchen and sits down a the table.

There is a collection of bottles and glasses in front of him.

Okay, alcohol and its relation to lifestyle... any thoughts?

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[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

"And I spent much of last week drunk trying to forget things, so I guess alcohol affects our lifestyles greatly!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Excellent conclusion, Paige." Lily laughs.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige laughs and holds her hands up, "I try!"

She leans in a little, "I could go on, but it might start to look like I have a drinking problem!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Yes, I definitely think that's far enough!"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

She smiles, "I mean I don't!"

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

Ah, now Miss Evans, as an expert on such matters ... suppose someone were to present at the clinic with a drinking problem. What would you recommend?

*He looks at the label on his current bottle and sets it aside, reaching for another one in its place*

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Lily rummages in her bag and pulls out a pamphlet (http://www.med.unc.edu/alcohol/prevention/signs.html). "I would go through the warning signs in here," she says, handing it to the professor, "and recommend counseling or some sort of support group."

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

The professor runs down the list and raises his eyebrows.

Goodness me. People have these problems?

*He empties his glass and puts it on the table. He misses, catching the table on his second attempt.*

Today's my first time drinking, you know. Professor Beebeebeebeeblebrox has tried to get me to drink before, but I never tried it until today.

*He looks at the glass, as if surprised.*

I don't know if I like it or not.