Lifestyle Seminar, here today.

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Slartibartfast comes into his classroom/kitchen and sits down a the table.

There is a collection of bottles and glasses in front of him.

Okay, alcohol and its relation to lifestyle... any thoughts?

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Lily rummages in her bag and pulls out a pamphlet (http://www.med.unc.edu/alcohol/prevention/signs.html). "I would go through the warning signs in here," she says, handing it to the professor, "and recommend counseling or some sort of support group."

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The professor runs down the list and raises his eyebrows.

Goodness me. People have these problems?

*He empties his glass and puts it on the table. He misses, catching the table on his second attempt.*

Today's my first time drinking, you know. Professor Beebeebeebeeblebrox has tried to get me to drink before, but I never tried it until today.

*He looks at the glass, as if surprised.*

I don't know if I like it or not.