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Phys Ed: Week 5, Period 2 (Fri. 10/03)

Ronon was not pleased. Especially not with his TA. He stood in a Danger Shop-created gymnasium glaring at all the students as they filed in, daring them to say anything about the previous day.

"Yesterday was nothing. Today is dancing for your life," Ronon paused, expecting disbelief at the necessity of this task. "You'd be surprised. Pick a song, pick a partner, and keep it lively."

What? It was physical and educational.

"Don't forget to dress out."

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Jamie then made a frowny face and twisted his fists at the corner of his eyes as if pretending to cry but then began to march in a jumping fashion around the room.

"Mister, I'll make a man
out of you ."

Did he really have to act like such a clown? Ignore the snickering that was getting close to an actual giggle.

Yes. He did have to act like a clown.

Though it's doubtful that a clown would be doing inappropriate hip thrusts at this point in the song.

"Attractive," She replied dryly.

"Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win."

Jamie blew Temari a kiss and put his arms out like a tree and negan to spin and spin and spin and...

Then he fell on his butt but he jumped back up did a little kick to show off his legwarmers and did a hip shimmy.

Shimmy. Shimmy. Shimmy.

Clearly Jamie thought winning had to do with hip shimmies.

So sexy, those shimmies. But it did set up the next part of the lyrics rather well for her. "You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you ."

Jamie flopped over on the ground and flopped around some more. Much like as if he had no spine.

And then at the appropriate lyric did hip thrusts before he jumped to his feet and began to march around again.

Temari rolled her eyes. "I think the next part is yours to sing."

Jamie began to spin around in his leg warmers as he began to sing...

I'm never gonna catch
my breath
Say good-bye to those
who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim

And on swim he gracefully leaped into the air next to Temari and attempted to bounce up against her like in that sketch from Saturday Night Live featuring the Roxbury.

And was promptly shoved away. "Idiot. Be a man."

Annnnnnnd Jamie seems to have changed songs.

What is love!?
Oh baby, don't hurt me!
Don't hurt me no more!

And he's back with that Roxbury thing...

And being shoved again. "I don't even know that song."

Jamie stopped and put his hand on his hips.

"You're messing with my artistic vision."

"You have artistic vision?"

"Of course I have vision!" Jamie said with a flourish and some snapping of his fingers. "Look at me! How can you deny that?"

"Easily," Temari replied dryly, reaching over to brush her hand over the... well she hesitated to call it a shirt.

Jamie gave a weary sigh. "Obviously my art is too highbrow and somewhat inaccessible. Clearly I need more hip shimmies."

"You hip shimmy more and I'll knock you out," Temari said, shaking her head at him.

"Pfft. You love the hip shimmy," Jamie said waving his hand in dismissal. "Don't deny it."

"Not in public." A beat. "By the way, you're not allowed to come by work anymore."

"What?" Jamie said looking surprised. "What'd I do?"

"Not if you're looking to use the supply closet," Temari informed him.

Jamie's mouth made a little "o" of understanding.

"So visiting you is still okay?" Jamie asked. "We just have to keep the whole hormone thing in check."

Temari grinned and pulled on his bizarre clothing for a quick kiss. "Pretty much."

Jamie grinned and gave her a quick kiss in reciprocation.

"Clearly Nate needs to get more attention from Wade. He's just jealous."

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