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notanactualfairy ([personal profile] notanactualfairy) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-09-16 01:41 am
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Introductory Superhuman Physics, Period 4 [9-16]

"Good afternoon," Jean-Paul announced. "Housekeeping: your syllabus is on your desk. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask. I will be holding office hours on Wednesdays if you would like to speak to me more privately about anything. Now." He clapped his hands together enthusiastically. "Down to business. Today's topic: Flight. No wings. Flight with wings will be next week, and if any of you have wings I have not noticed yet, please speak to me after class or in my office hours. Or if you know someone with wings who might be willing to provide a practical demonstration, please send them my way. Additionally, lest you think I am quite mad for suggesting one of you might have wings I have not noticed, I know a man with a twenty-foot wingspan who can fold them down to be unseen under a suit jacket. But I digress.

"Last week we discussed gravity. Gravity is critical. It keeps the Earth in orbit, and keeps us all from flying off into space by simple dint of jumping." Jean-Paul, whose feet were on the ground for once, jumped up once and came back down to demonstrate. "To work against gravity, most people must exert force via their muscles. And yet..." he slowly rose until his feet were a good two feet off the ground. "I, and some of you, can act against gravity by doing this. Your assignment for the day is to break up into groups and discuss how this is possible. There are no wrong answers; scientists have been arguing over this for years. However, do please try to use logic and what you know of physics in formulating your hypotheses."

Re: Discuss

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Gavin was waiting for a partner while trying to figure out how in the hell people flew like that.
momslilassassin: (Ben: small smile)

Re: Discuss

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2008-09-16 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"I stick to starfighters, generally," Ben said with a smile.

Re: Discuss

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"You and me both," Gavin laughed. "I think I'd fly into things if I could fly."
momslilassassin: (Ben: I can smirk too)

Re: Discuss

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2008-09-16 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"And that would just be embarrassing," Ben agreed. "I don't know why Jedi can't fly other than by God, they have to draw the line somewhere. I imagine it's faster in a ship. Fewer bugs in your teeth, too."

Re: Discuss

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seriously," Gavin agreed, making a face. "And if someone shoots you in a ship, at least you've got some protection."
momslilassassin: (Ben: neutral)

Re: Discuss

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2008-09-16 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess you could wear some kind of outfit to fix that?" Ben said. "But then you have to factor that into the gravitational pull on you."

Re: Discuss

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, you keep adding stuff on, it's going to weigh you down unless you've got some superhuman suit thing," Gavin decided.
momslilassassin: (Ben: aren't I cute?)

Re: Discuss

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2008-09-16 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Possibly with your underwear on the outside of your pants," Ben said, eyes wide.

Someone had discovered cartoons.