How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 07/28

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Deadpool had a couture gown in the classroom today. Through a series of odd events and three phone calls to a very confused man named Weasel... he managed to grab one. It was probably for the best of all involved not to think to hard on the matter.

It was for the kids.

"So! Haute couture! That crazy style that nothing seems to make sense, but it's still all purdy anyway. Today, you kids are gonna come up with a couture dress-- yes dress-- because I'm fuzzy on the existence of couture for men."

Which just made him think of The Limited for Men, only more gay.

"So, partner off and get crackin'! Use this lovely... dress as an example!"

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Re: Partner Off

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"Yeah, ain't I lucky?" Hannibal groused while turning to look at the indicated dress. "Geez, what's with the stuff on the arm. Are these girls getting ready for some war?"

Re: Partner Off

[withoutverona]

"They probably are, if they're Greek," Romeo observed. "Though that's not a reason to trap a poor model."

He frowned. "Would people even wear these as costumes?"

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"I don't even know if they'd wear them if that was the last thing on Earth," he replied. "Just so much fabric that isn't necessary. Naked. That's best."

Re: Partner Off

[withoutverona]

"Depends on the company," Romeo pointed out.

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal paused. And the nodded.

"Point," he said. "Very good point. So, nakedness is best...sometimes."

Re: Partner Off

[withoutverona]

Romeo laughed. "Exactly. Though I am curious what he'd do if we told him our couture look was nudity."

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"He might actually respect us more," Hannibal said. "Or make us demonstrate."

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[withoutverona]

"Certain people," Romeo said, shooting a glance to Yurika, "already amused themselves far too much when I was naked in class. (Animal transformation, please don't ask.) I don't want to give them more fodder."

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"I haven't gotten to experience that yet," Hannibal said. "Lucky you, huh?"

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[withoutverona]

"Lucky me," Romeo agreed. "It doesn't happen too often, if that's any consolation."

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Well, you know, I don't mind being naked," Hannibal said, "but naked in front of Professor Deadpool...yeah, that's a no."

Re: Partner Off

[withoutverona]

"Or, worse thought, if Deadpool decided to model our design and be naked himself," Romeo said. "I'd rather never learn what the pajamas hide."

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal shuddered. "If I have nightmares tonight, I'm blaming you."

Re: Partner Off

[withoutverona]

Romeo smirked. "I am always happy to be of help."

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"That's why I volunteer you to wear this creation of ours if it comes to that," Hannibal said and smiled.

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[withoutverona]

Romeo's mouth dropped open and no sound came out for a moment. "But you're the one who's so in favor of nudity. Could I really deprive you of the pleasure?"

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"You're the one who's going to give me nightmares," Hannibal accused without heat.

Re: Partner Off

[withoutverona]

"That's up to your imagination, not to me," Romeo pointed out, also without anger. "I'll model if we design a dress, though."

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"If he makes us go naked, we boycott?" Hannibal suggested.

Re: Partner Off

[withoutverona]

"It's a deal," Romeo said, offering his hand for a shake.

Re: Partner Off

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal shook the offered hand with a grin. "Good. Unity against him...probably won't do much but it's a start."