How to Be a Complete Bitch Without Trying, Workshop 2, Period 2 (Monday, July 14)

[notanactualfairy]

Class today was being held in the Danger Shop. Notification had been handwavily sent out, but if the students hadn't gotten it and had to scramble after finding the sign on the classroom door, that was no skin off their teachers' fabulous noses, now was it? Jean-Paul was there early to do setup, and glaring at the walls of the shop like they might bite him. You never knew.

Tink was yet again fashionably late. The students should perhaps get used to that. In fact, maybe the students would like to show up late? Really, what sort of bitch could you be, if you were showing up on time and being polite and paying attention to other people's schedules? As if other people mattered.

"Although," Jean-Paul put in, "we might decided to penalize you for tardiness. Who knows? Because we are, in fact, what? That is right. Bitchy."

That was right, children! Bitchiness meant being a hypocrite, and not following your own rules. More importantly -- and this was going to be today's lesson! -- being a bitch meant never, ever bothering with those stupid fake lies that other people called 'tact.'

"Yes," Jean-Paul said. "Tact is simply varnishing the truth to make another person feel better. What is the point? There is nothing in it for you. Therefore, why bother?"

Other people's feelings were so boring. Look, they were ugly and stupid and dressed badly. They cared about things that didn't matter. If you didn't tell them, who would!? They should thank you for doing them a favor. Of course, they wouldn't, because people were just too selfish to try seeing it from your point of view. Honestly.

"People can be so inconsiderate," Jean-Paul agreed. "Which is why today we are going to practice not using tact. Do not worry, we are not going to make you do this to each other. That is advanced bitchery."

It would make such a good final, though, wouldn't it? Anyway! They were here to find fake boring, stupid, and annoying ugly people, and tell them how boring, stupid, annoying and ugly they were. That wasn't hard at all! This was such an easy assignment! Weren't they the best teachers ever? They really were.

"Indeed," Jean-Paul agreed pleasantly. "Now. You have your assignment. If you did not understand the pixie, ask one of your classmates. If your classmates did not understand the pixie, you are in trouble. Our teachers' assistant for this class will be Chuck Bass. Look up to him. Learn from his sterling example. Now go forth and bitch. Remember, tact is for the weak."

Comments

Sign In (7/14)

[notanactualfairy]

Use your new names!

(If your character did not get a new name yet and you would like for them to be saddled with one, let us know.)

Re: Sign In (7/14)

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Barney Stinson the III

Re: Sign In (7/14)

[peace_n_war]

Logan Peace

Talk Amongst Yourselves (7/14)

[notanactualfairy]

Wonder at your teachers' amazing people skills and excellent teaching ability. Or not.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves (7/14)

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron listened to JP's and Tink's explanation about being tardy...

And then headed to the door to leave the classroom.

That's how it's supposed to work, right?

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves (7/14)

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Excuse her? Right. Barney's grandson had clearly not inherited the fabulous Stinson intellect if he failed to realize that leaving early was not the same as arriving late.

Barney the Third needed to take his seat again and try to learn some of the ways of the Bitch before he lost all chance at being Cool.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves (7/14)

[peace_n_war]

Warren was going to watch. Completely deadpan.

Completely.

Being nasty to people he didn't like tended to come pretty naturally to him. This was going to be a breeze.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves (7/14)

[makescherries.livejournal.com]

Cimorene had absolutely no idea how she wound in any of her classes, so she put on her best "I'm a dull princess" smile and started counting back from a hundred in her head.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves (7/14)

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir considered what he'd told Karal he was going to do.

Then wondered if he'd actually be able to DO it.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves (7/14)

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Toby sat happily in his seat, thinking how adorable Tink was flitting around and attempting to communicate with others through gesture. She was like that Helen Keller chick or something. Just tiny.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves (7/14)

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

Agnes narrowed her eyes and concentrated on trying to muss up the pixie's hair.

Unfortunately, she still wasn't any good at telekinesis, yet.

The Danger Room (7/14)

[notanactualfairy]

Pick a danger room persona. Have a conversation with him or her. Explain their massive personality flaws and bad appearance. Skip the tact.

Danger Room -- Bimbo

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

She loves her puppy-wuppy.

Re: Danger Room -- Bimbo

[makescherries.livejournal.com]

This was almost too easy. "Your dog appears to be in pain." She informed the girl who looked a lot like, well, all six of her sisters.

Danger Room -- Librarian

[notanactualfairy]

Quiet in the library!

Danger Room -- Dork

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

He's so cool, he's ice cold!

Re: Danger Room -- Dork

[peace_n_war]

Warren stared at the individual on front of him. He reminded him vaguely of Will Stronghold. Or, at least, of his impression of Will Stronghold before they had saved the school and, by extension, the world.

He would do nicely.

And he would start by glaring at him. Nastily. Because that seemed as good a conversation starter as any, around this place.

Danger Room -- Nerd

[notanactualfairy]

Would you like to see his twelve-sided dice?

Danger Room -- Goth

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

He writes poetry.

Bad poetry.

Danger Room -- Texan

[notanactualfairy]

Don't mess with Texas.

Your New TA (7/14)

[notanactualfairy]

Chuck Bass can totally be TA, or whatever. You know. Tink and Jean-Paul are fine with that.

Re: Your New TA (7/14)

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck wasn't surprised by the fact that he got the TA spot. It really wasn't a contest.

The Fabulous Teachers (7/14)

[notanactualfairy]

Who needs tact? Certainly not Jean-Paul or Tink.

OOC (7/14)

[notanactualfairy]

Seriously, doesn't that bimbo look like Britney Spears? It is uncanny.

...but not like the X-Men.

Re: OOC (7/14)

[not_in_the_book]

... omg that icon is fantastic. They really do think that, I swear...