fandomhigh | The History of Sex: Workshop 7, Period 3 (Thursday, June 26)

Welcome back to class, children! Did they have a very fun time with that guy with a flamey-head pulling people into Hell? Tink was at a bar in Madagascar when she heard everything turned out okay. She was so delighted! After all, there was her amazing store here! And there were three or four people she might have cared about still on the island!

"Yes, thanks for making sure you took me along, Ms. Bell - oh wait!" Barney said, raising an eyebrow at Tink. "Regardless, I managed to have some really Awesome world-ending sex with this hot little brunette who lives down on...one of the roads without monsters."

Well, really. She'd had thirty minutes to pack, and while he was very nice, he didn't outrank all her Clinique. Besides, why didn't he pack and run for it when they heard that announcement? So there.

"There were squirrels and hot women to think of," Barney argued. "All those ladies looking for a last lay before dying a horrible death at the hands of a twelve-headed water monster! Too good to pass up."

So she'd gotten her make-up safely out of harm's way, and he'd had lots of sex with random girls? It sounded like they'd both had a very nice weekend indeed! The island should be taken over by scary vice-principals more often! And she'd found a very nice bar in Madagascar, she'd have to take him. It was chic. Was he doing anything after class?

"Let me consult my PDA," Barney whipped out his Blackberry and pretended to consider his schedule for a moment. "I think I can squeeze in a couple hours for the hottest little pixie in town."

Oh, oh he was such a flatterer! Wasn't he such a flatterer, children? Not that he wasn't right, she was totally the hottest little pixie in town and she had some ideas for the couple of hours after those couple of hours but really, class was here and they didn't need to hear about that. So! Children! Did they get laid this weekend? With the world ending?

After they'd allowed the students to answer if they wanted, Barney waved his hand. "This has nothing to do with today's final, by the way."

No, no. Although having sex because the world was ending was really an important part of the history of sex. It ensured the survival of the species! Plus danger was a huge turn-on. Nothing like knowing the world may end at any moment to really make those last few moments count, right, children?

"Exactly," Barney said, nodding with her points. "But for your actual final, you have a quiz to take!"

A quiz! A very important quiz, that they would honestly look over later, and grade! And not use to make confetti while at the bar in Madagascar! Honest! Now, to the quiz!!!

[ooc: *sniffle* NOTE: "hu" is a pronoun used in place of him/her his/hers he/she because I am lazy.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You find yourself trapped in a romance novel. Doesn't that suck? Choose your fate!

a) Accept Lord/Lady Chillington's proposal. Hu is the most respectable suitor and hu is willing to overlook your checkered past.
b) Run away for naughty adventures with that butler/maid who's been giving you the eye. Your reputation is already miserable -- it can't get much worse!
c) Claw frantically at the pages of the book! Free! Free! Somehow you must GET OUT! You are trapped in a BOOK!!!
d) Realize you are Ron or a virgin and are never ever getting laid. Ever.

b AND c) Why shouldn't I have naughty adventures while waiting for rescue from this fictional world?

B) Sure. But why the hell am I trapped in a book?

e) inform the idiot co-worker who got you stuck in the book that unless they get you out again quickly, they'll be able to join the Vienna Boys Choir

c), who wouldn't want to get the hell out of there?

b) I mean, why not?

A. Ooooh, Lord Chillington.

She might have been picturing Professor Bond in Regency ~~romance novel cover~~ clothing. Might. Possibly.

Oh my god!, Toby thought anxiously. How'd I get in there?

He circled A, hoping to god that would work out.

And again with the d.

Sokka circled C, and then scratched out the entire line of text. Use my brilliant mind and cunning instincts to figure out a way out of the book.

a., depending on if there's anyone better.

b) Life on the road's cool.

A, with B on the side. That sounded appropriately whorish.

Alec checked b) with a snerk of amusement.

The History of Sex: Workshop 7, Period 3 (Thursday, June 26)

The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]

Re: The Final Final Q2 [6/26]