ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-06-23 09:12 am
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Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [06/23]

Once everyone who wasn't, you know, unconscious was in the classroom, Deadpool nodded at them all seriously.

"Okay, first of all, anyone who was doing any kind of fighting this past weekend-- or researching I guess, even though that's more brainy than fighty, but whatever-- gets an automatic A in the class. You can all thank Jo for asking the question."

Another small nod and he started to pace.

"And since this is our last class-- good god where did the time go?-- we'll be doing something fun," Deadpool told them, gesturing over toward a few video game consoles and televisions. "Today you play a game that is full of fake blood and fatalities and FINISHING HIM."

Yes, that last bit had to be done in a low voice.

"So... FINISH HIM."
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Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool went to give him a reassuring pat on the back. "Red velvet cake, remember that!"
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[personal profile] screwyoumarvel 2008-06-23 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve told himself it was a small price to pay for being dragged unconscious out of the underworld, and that he was getting off cheap compared to all that beer he'd had to buy Northstar to get him to pose in costume for his art class. "Red velvet cake," he echoed. "Right."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Now Deadpool was kicking himself for not thinking of beer sooner.

Damn his need for baked goods.

"So... how's that concussion working for you?"
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[personal profile] screwyoumarvel 2008-06-23 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"It stacks up well compared to previous concussions." Steve shrugged. Between his ribs and his head, this turned out to be a tactical error. "I'll be fine."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good to know, good to know." A beat. "I think this is where you go home and pass out, but not really pass out because that would be bad," Deadpool whispered loudly.
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[personal profile] screwyoumarvel 2008-06-23 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," Steve agreed. "I'll see you later." After he'd passed out again. "With cake."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"GOOD!" There was a small pause. "THE CAKE, NOT THE OTHER THING!"

Because he totally didn't care.

Really.
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