Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [06/23]

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Once everyone who wasn't, you know, unconscious was in the classroom, Deadpool nodded at them all seriously.

"Okay, first of all, anyone who was doing any kind of fighting this past weekend-- or researching I guess, even though that's more brainy than fighty, but whatever-- gets an automatic A in the class. You can all thank Jo for asking the question."

Another small nod and he started to pace.

"And since this is our last class-- good god where did the time go?-- we'll be doing something fun," Deadpool told them, gesturing over toward a few video game consoles and televisions. "Today you play a game that is full of fake blood and fatalities and FINISHING HIM."

Yes, that last bit had to be done in a low voice.

"So... FINISH HIM."

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Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...still..." A beat. "Truffles."

He poked at the box containing them.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[intraspective]

Ino was glaring at him by now. "I can take them away if you'd rather."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

They didn't seem to be moving or anything... "Did you watch the Good Eats about it?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[intraspective]

"I checked it out on the internet, and in books," Ino informed him.

...watching TV hadn't occured to her.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hmmm." It was a very thoughtful 'Hmmm'.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[intraspective]

There'd be more glowering at him.

"Are you going to take them or not?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...yes. Yes I will," Deadpool said after a pause, grabbing the food.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[intraspective]

"You're welcome," Ino said grumpily.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool patted her on the head.

He was nice like that.