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fandomhigh2008-06-03 01:35 pm
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Intergalactic Justice, Tuesday Period One
"Good morning, kids!"
Not only was Jim in a good mood, Jim was also decked out in a TROUT! cap, a t-shirt that read I ♥ TROUT, and he was wheeling a monitor with a webcam on top into the room. "Today, we're going to be talking about wisdom, so perk up your eager little ears and pay attention!"
He turned towards the class, and beamed broadly. "Now, I know, we all know how to shoot our blasters and dodge cows and the general circumference of the universe, but sometimes, you just can't make it on your own. Sometimes, your problems are so horrible, so despicable, so outrageously, mind-bogglingly, staggeringly UNGOOD that you must take a leap of faith and ride your quest down to a figure of ultimate unending smarts!"
He winked at the class. "You should take this from me, kids, I have four hyper-intelligent brains!" Most of which were currently contemplating pie. "Now I realise you must all be thinking, 'Yes, mister Jim, but who would be such a bounty of infinite wisdom?'. That's an interesting question, class, and it's very easy to answer."
He had to slam the 'on' button on the television a couple of times before the image kicked in.
The giant furry fish on the other side was a little busy reading. It took him a few moments to-- "Oh, hello, kids. I didn't see you there."
"The GIANT, fur-bearing TROUT!" Jim said, his voice reaching pitches of such enthusiasm that it would probably break meters. "Share with us your wisdom, oh furry bearer of cosmic knowledge! SHARE IT!"
The trout digested this request. "Alright," he drawled, "Just let me flip my soyburgers..."
Jim's fingers were positively wriggling with delight.
"Ask good questions, students! Those who flow with the waters of the trout shall perservere!"
"Jim? I trademarked that."
"Oh, sorry."
[wait for the ocd up! ]
Not only was Jim in a good mood, Jim was also decked out in a TROUT! cap, a t-shirt that read I ♥ TROUT, and he was wheeling a monitor with a webcam on top into the room. "Today, we're going to be talking about wisdom, so perk up your eager little ears and pay attention!"
He turned towards the class, and beamed broadly. "Now, I know, we all know how to shoot our blasters and dodge cows and the general circumference of the universe, but sometimes, you just can't make it on your own. Sometimes, your problems are so horrible, so despicable, so outrageously, mind-bogglingly, staggeringly UNGOOD that you must take a leap of faith and ride your quest down to a figure of ultimate unending smarts!"
He winked at the class. "You should take this from me, kids, I have four hyper-intelligent brains!" Most of which were currently contemplating pie. "Now I realise you must all be thinking, 'Yes, mister Jim, but who would be such a bounty of infinite wisdom?'. That's an interesting question, class, and it's very easy to answer."
He had to slam the 'on' button on the television a couple of times before the image kicked in.
The giant furry fish on the other side was a little busy reading. It took him a few moments to-- "Oh, hello, kids. I didn't see you there."
"The GIANT, fur-bearing TROUT!" Jim said, his voice reaching pitches of such enthusiasm that it would probably break meters. "Share with us your wisdom, oh furry bearer of cosmic knowledge! SHARE IT!"
The trout digested this request. "Alright," he drawled, "Just let me flip my soyburgers..."
Jim's fingers were positively wriggling with delight.
"Ask good questions, students! Those who flow with the waters of the trout shall perservere!"
"Jim? I trademarked that."
"Oh, sorry."
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