Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/19]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Still happy about the ponyfight from the weekend, Deadpool was positively bouncey in class.

Yes.

Ponyfight.

Don't ask, just... don't ask.

"Good morning kiddos! I hope you're all de-hooved and ready for some fighting!" A beat. "With punching bags. What? Did you really think I'd just let you run about willy-nilly and beat the crap outta each other?"

Deadpool frowned at that.

"Okay, so maybe I would, but this is a class and they frown on that."

Which just ruined his plans for a battle royale, really.

"Parter up and practice hitting that bag like it owes you money!"

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Re: Partner Up!

[wannabehunter]

Jo looked around for a partner.

Re: Partner Up!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Because he liked girls who could beat him up, John wandered over to Jo. "Need someone to hold your bag?" He didn't mean her purse, no.

Re: Partner Up!

[wannabehunter]

Jo grinned at John. "Sure," she chirped, far, far too happy about the idea of beating it up.

Re: Partner Up!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"How did pony day treat you?" he asked, positioning himself behind the bag.

Re: Partner Up!

[wannabehunter]

Jo started with a few light taps to the bag to warm up. "I was pink," she said. "With a magic circle on my butt."

Re: Partner Up!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Do I dare ask?" John wondered, smiling amusedly from around the bag.

Re: Partner Up!

[wannabehunter]

"It's not there any longer," Jo replied, punching the bag hard. "First thing I checked."

Re: Partner Up!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Finding he actually had to hold the bag more firmly, John didn't get the chance to snicker. "I can only imagine what might've ended up tattooed on my butt if I'd changed. Thank Fandom weirdness for not striking me for once."

Re: Partner Up!

[wannabehunter]

"Jar of hair gel probably," Jo guessed, hitting the bag again, hopefully harder.

Re: Partner Up!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Hoping the bag would absorb the majority of the blow, John made a face at Jo. "Ha ha. What did your magic circle even mean?"

Re: Partner Up!

[wannabehunter]

Jo felt she was justified in kicking the bag. "Was from the key of Solomon," she explained. "Helps protect against demons, has a bit of power over them."