"I'm Alec, I've got all the normal human appendages, worst experience I'd have to say... This one time, a girl tried to show off and just ended up using teeth where they shouldn't ever go." He grimaced at the memory, then drifted off into a brief reverie.

"You know, it's hard to choose a best. There's just so many amazing...

Alec shook his head slightly and grinned. "--Anyway, I try to be discreet, so that's as far as I'm going at the moment."