"I'm Lois. I've got the usual appendages and I've had plenty of sexual history. Just not too much sexual history. I'm not a slut," Lois said. "No social phobias that I'm aware of and if you want some information against me you're going to have to work for it."

Lois chewed her lip thoughtfully. "I guess my best sexual experience was with the Navy Seal in the pool but I guess that was also my worst experience because that's what got me sent to this school."