http://on-her-korhal.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] on-her-korhal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-04-24 03:38 pm
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Tactics 201, Thursday Period Two, 24/04

"Today's the final. The one. The only. The-- well, you get my drift."

In the middle of the Badlands sim, Kerrigan leaned her weight onto one hip. "Three scenarios. And a question: what's the essence of tactics in action? If any of you gives me the Booth-- 'don't die'- you're outta here. I let it pass once, it's not happening again. To a point, there's no right or wrong answers, otherwise... unless you're a complete dumbass who hasn't been paying attention."

And-- yep, she was smirking. "Finally, there's a shot for extra credit. You want an A really damn badly?" Her expression was positively deadly. "You may have heard of a certain pixie. I'm pretty sure she's somehow involved in this whole caffeine scenario, so I figured a little payback is in order. You steal me a few bottles of her alcohol in retaliation before Tuesday, I'll give you your A."

Okay, so maybe, that had been the absolute first exam-related matter she'd come up with. She needed coffee to plan these things. "But just the booze. If I hear of any of you pranking her, you're out of here. That's dangerous behaviour."

Because stealing from a pixie totally wasn't.

There was a long, long pause.

"I'm, uh, joking." She really didn't sound like she was. "Good luck. And goodbye."

[ wait for the ocd up! ]

Re: Proper Targetting

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-24 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sokka dove into the barracks for a breather, grabbed a spare gun, and yelled at anyone left inside.

Then he ran out again, chasing down the group headed for the command center and shouting. "TO ME, everyone!!! To me! Everyone, this way! And concentrate your fire on one at a time!!!"

Re: Proper Targetting

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-24 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[*headdesk* That's an Overlord, isn't it?]

Sokka dove out of the way of the spines raining down, but wasn't prepared for the ricochet and got hit in the back. Laying on the ground in pain gave him a few seconds to reassess the situation, and he hopped up again with a modified plan. "That thing! The thing in the middle! I don't know what it is, but they're protecting it! Shoot at THAT!" He fired his gun at the slow floaty thing, to demonstrate. "And SPREAD THE HELL OUT!!! Those things ricochet like crazy!!!"

When the marines following him had gotten the idea, he started running around, trying to round up everyone else.

Re: Proper Targetting

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-24 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sokka winced as the two marines went down and pressed on his trigger harder, as if that would somehow shoot more bullets. He waited nervously to see what happened when the floaty thing went down -- he was trusting his instincts, here, and they were only right most of the time.

Re: Proper Targetting

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-24 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank goodness the helmets had faceplates.

Sokka wiped his clean and looked around. "Now, the dragon-things!" he ordered. "Concentrate your fire! One at a time!"

Re: Proper Targetting

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-24 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Sokka jumped around doing a victory dance. "WOOOOO!!! Who da man?? Who da MAN?!?!?!"

Re: Proper Targetting

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-24 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... and Sokka was face-down in the dirt. He had a feeling Kerrigan had made that happen on purpose.