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Interactive Religion [Tuesday, April 22]

"Welcome to your final," Biff said, smiling ~~evilly~~. "You will be confronted with a series of multiple choice options in this hour. Use what you have learned in this class about major world religions to pick correctly. Afterwards, you may celebrate with pizza."

He paused.

"Just not here. I'm tired of all of you. Have a good summer."

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With your most fearful icon.

You are faced with a graven image of a god not your own. You:

1) draw silly mustaches on it.
2) appreciate it as art.
3) circumcise it.

Explain why.

You are now in a room full of furniture. An angry Chinese concubine is telling you that the chi of the room is out of whack. You:

1) attempt to have sex with her to avoid moving furniture.
2) do what she says because she is scary.
3) do what she says because the chi is out of whack.

Explain why.

Your best friend has managed to become enough of a yogi master that he has wedged himself into a wine jug. Now he's stuck. You:

1) Laugh your ass off.
2) Laugh your ass off, then break him out.
3) Demand to learn how to do that.

Explain your answer.

Are you a messiah? Can you bring things back from the dead? Are you really, really desperate for an A?

Take this dead lizard and pop it into your mouth. If it comes back to life, you get an A!

[OOC: It won't come back to life. Eww.]

Ah, poor long suffering TA.

He's heading to Jerusalem to screw with tourists for the summer. Heh.

Reno

I'm on a plane to the East Coast all day. Plz to not burn down the school.

Reno decided at the very first question that he was going to enjoy writing this final exam.

He ticked off number three, and then BS-ed his way through a written answer.

"What better way to show those other guys that you mean business? Damn, nippin' off the tip really doesn't leave any question about who did it and what you think about 'em."

Reno had circled question number one. And then scribbled it out. A few times.

And then circled number two, scribbling out "she" and writing "my girlfriend" overtop in its stead.

His written answer was as follows:

"I don't care about the freakin' chi. But if it'll get all of the yelling to stop, I'll move the stupid furniture."

Number one was circled on Reno's sheet. And there were stars drawn around it. And smiley faces. Several of them.

His written response?

"If he's enough of a dumbass to wedge himself into a wine jug, I'm gonna be sittin' there with the videophone recording while he tries to get his idiot ass out again. And I might sell copies."

Reno didn't think he could bring the lizard back from the dead.

But if someone bet him enough money, he'd probably eat it.

Seely Booth

Rikku

Rikku had circled both 1) and 3). Underneath she wrote:

Okay, I get 3 is supposed to be the answer but I'm not really sure why we chopped up some statue guy's penis for class? They're very nice things but then he's marble he won't be feeling it anyway. And mustaches wash off while the choppy thing is kinda permanent and I think there's a religious thing here I'm missing. But, uh, if we have to go for the choppy anyway, can't we do both? And maybe give the statue a festive hat. Festive hats rock.

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Rikku circled 3), and underneath it added:

If she can feel the chi, and it's out of whack, then we should totally fix the chi until it seems right again. I'm gonna trust that she knows what she's talking about, I mean, just because I can't feel the chi doesn't mean she can't. Maybe I'm not in tune with it, maybe she has chi receptors. And if she's just throwing a hissyfit and lying about the chi being wrong, so what, moving the furniture fixed the problem, calling her on it isn't going to change that. It's just gonna tick her off, whether the chi's wrong or not. And then you'll have an angrier Chinese concubine and also, possibly, bad chi. Finally, I'd probably tell her that she should probably leave the whole concubine job as it doesn't seem to agree with her or her chi.

Rikku circled both 1) and 2) with a question mark next to the numbers. Underneath:

My answer depends entirely on whether he can break himself out quickly enough that he's not gonna sustain major damage or anything or without, like, smashing the jug in ways that sever one of his arteries.

Rikku frowned at the dead lizard. Because. Gross.

Seely wrote down "draw silly moustaches on it", since the circumcising didn't go too great last time.

Seely carefully crossed out "An Chinese concubine" and replaced it with "Aravis" before circling number one.

He added "because she's hot" after that.

Karal Austreben

Aravis

Romeo Montague

Romeo knew it was the wrong answer, but he picked 2 anyhow.

And added, Unless it is made to seem like an angel. Then I run away with my eyes wide open.

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